dojidave:

shitpost-senpai:

i love this interaction so much 

kawacy:

Princess you’re too naive.

buzzfeed:

there’s a v v good new twitter meme

shitty-car-mods-daily:

Do you want a cactus in your face when the air bag goes off? Because that’s how you get a cactus in your face when the air bag goes off.

thebeesareoutthere:

historycultureeducation:

Goalkeeper Sam Bartram, alone on the pitch, not realizing that the game had been abandoned 15 minutes earlier due to heavy fog - 25 dec 1937

my last brain cell

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theropodtheroblogs:

scotchjolras:

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

You are their water deity now

“THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED”

“ALL HAIL!

ALL HAIL!”

hammerfelll:

this is such a fucking power move

aku-no-homu:

墨染櫻花 by artist 夢遊戰士 (@Leehoyin17Lee)

biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that